You already know about some of your vagina’s mind-boggling abilities, like pushing out giant babies and producing four kinds of orgasms. Apart from those impressive feats, they’ve also mastered some extracurricular activities that might shock you. That’s right, your lady parts dabble in everything from cooking to gardening—pretty impressive stuff. Check out how va-jay-jays tackle these jobs, and prepare to be awed.
1. They Can Make Yogurt
In recent vagina news, Cecilia Westbrook, M.D., Ph.D, decided to make her own yogurt using bacteria from her vagina. According to Jezebel.com, Westbrook was always curious about whether the natural flora that populates the vagina could be used to make yogurt. Turns out, it can—but it probably isn’t a very healthy idea, Westbrook tells Jezebel.
2. They Can Lift Heavy Objects
Kim Anami, the founder of Vagina Kung Fu, lifts a variety of objects, like surfboards and bottles of juice, with her va-jay-jay. Equally impressive: Tatyana Kozhevnikova’s lady lumps lifted a 31-pound weight back in 2009, according to Insquisitr.com. Can’t deny it; your lady parts are tough.
3. They Can Knit
Performance artist Casey Jenkins used her nether regions as a place to store the wool she was knitting into what looks like a ginormous scarf. This process went on for a full menstrual cycle (the hoo-ha takes no sick days), Jenkins wrote in The Guardian. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
4. They Can Garden
According to the Huffington Post U.K., one woman popped a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception and it eventually started growing roots. For the record, we do not recommend this (and it’s 100 percent ineffective as a birth control method)—but who knew that your lady business had a green thumb?
5. They Can Have Hundreds of Orgasms in a Row
Apparently, the world record for most orgasms in one sitting is 222 by a woman participating in the Denmark Masturbate-A-Thon, according to TheFrisky.com. Sounds like a busy day, but an enjoyable one nonetheless.