10 Times You’ve Been Super Grateful for Your Big Ass

With great booty come great advantages.

Sometimes, when ruminating on #BigBootyProblems, it can be easy to lose sight of how amazing your out-of-this-world behind is. But not only does your ass look seriously awesome, it also has some major benefits. In case you’ve forgotten, here’s your reminder of all the times you should be super grateful for your gluteus maximus:

1. When You Forget Your Seat Pad at Home During Cycling Class

You have built-in padding. Those rock-hard cycling seats are no match for you.


2. When You’re Trying on Jeans and They Don’t Sag in the Butt

You may have a million and one struggles when it comes to finding pants that fit, but filling out the back is not one of them.


3. When You and Your Partner Are Going at It Doggy-Style

And reverse cowgirl. And wheelbarrow. And leap frog. And so many more positions that give your partner a sick view.


4. When You’re on Public Transit and Get a Seat to Yourself

People would much rather take the seat next to the slim-bootied girl a row up.


5. When It’s Time to Break It Down on the Dance Floor

There are playlists dedicated to celebrating the junk in your trunk. “Fat Bottomed Girls,” “Thong Song,” “Baby Got Back,” “Anaconda,” “All About That Bass”… You’re never without a personal anthem to shake it to.


6. When You Need to Make a Dramatic Exit

Yep, they’ll be watching you go, and you’ll look amazing when they do.


7. When Your Boyfriend Needs a Place to Rest His Head After a Long Day

Pillow. Your butt. Same difference.

8. And When Your Pet Needs Somewhere to Snuggle

Because it’s much plusher than a doggy bed.


9. When the Camera Comes Out

You’re the uncontested queen of the belfie.

10. When You Want to Feel Like Hot Stuff

Because your butt makes you feel sexy. Period.


All gifs courtesy of giphy.com

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