Offensive New Survey Claims to Have Found the “Perfect” Breast Size

What year do we live in again?

So this subject line was waiting for us when we checked our inboxes this a.m.: “New Study Finds Perfect Breast Size.” Yup. A matchmaking service called PerfectArrangement.com surveys all of its members on which hair color, eye color, and clothing size they prefer—and the site determined that 32D is the most popular choice for its male members.

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Of course, this “finding” is ridiculous on so many levels: There is no one bra size that men universally prefer over all others (as evidenced by the fact that only 23 percent of PerfectArrangment.com members chose this size as their favorite). And even if there were, that wouldn’t make that one breast size “perfect.”

The e-mail promoting the survey results just gets more ridiculous from there: “Women’s breasts are like the produce section of a grocery store,” it reads. “There are massive watermelon-like distractions to perfectly rounded, honey dewey types, but what constitutes the perfect size? A new survey by matchmaking website, PerfectArrangement.com, reveals men know just what they are shopping for.” And then there’s this gem: “Cantaloupes are not the only favored melons this summer. According to a new survey of men, the perfect breast size on a woman is a 32D.” Um, is this about PerfectArrangment.com or Edible Arrangements?

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It’s not exactly surprising that something so archaic-sounding came from this brand, though. PerfectArrangement.com was founded by the same guy who started SeekingArrangement.com, which bills itself as “the world’s largest Sugar Daddy dating website.” How positively antiquated.

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